The Power of Christ Compels You to Malibu Pier
Location: Malibu Pier, featured in “Planet of the Apes”
Mark Zuckerberg: (Holding a crucifix like a phone) Can you hear me now?
Elon Musk: (Dressed in a priest outfit) The power of Musk compels you to innovate!
Albert Schweitzer: (Stethoscope in hand) If this movie teaches us anything, it’s that some problems can’t be solved by medical science alone.
What ‘The Exorcist’ Teaches Us About the Limits of Technology
Elon Musk: True. Not even Neuralink can solve demonic possession—yet.
Albert Schweitzer: Indeed. Technology has its limits, as does medicine. Faith, it seems, must fill the gap.
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Silicon Valley and ‘The Exorcist’: An Unholy Union?
Elon Musk: Oh, the memes! So many memes. And think of the crypto we could have named after her.
Albert Schweitzer: I wonder if there would have been a more ethical way to handle the situation.
When Religion and Science Collide: ‘The Exorcist’ Edition
Elon Musk: Or SpaceX with a séance.
Albert Schweitzer: Sometimes, spiritual and scientific understanding must intertwine to find a solution.
Mark Zuckerberg’s “The Exorcist” Review
“You can’t just unfriend a demon, but ‘The Exorcist’ teaches us the limits of what technology can do. This movie reminds us that human struggles often require a blend of science, faith, and good old-fashioned courage.”
Elon Musk’s Perspective on “The Exorcist”
“‘The Exorcist’ is not just a horror film, it’s a dark dive into human complexity. It shows the limits of what even the most cutting-edge tech can achieve. Also, Regan’s levitation skills? Definitely anti-gravity research potential there.”
Albert Schweitzer’s Enlightened View on “The Exorcist”
“This movie teaches us that in the darkest hours of human suffering, it’s not just medicine or technology that can save us, but a combination of faith, love, and the indomitable human spirit.”
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Source: Actually Awful